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As we were winding down from a lovely evening at Ms. Salti's new casa we decided to record the festivities with a little something for our friends out there in bloggy land. Hope you enjoy as much as we did!!

kisses...

GIRL'S NIGHT!!!

I am so excited for my girls night tonight that I can't stand it!! I'm not sure if I should wear the outfit above... I'm thinking that it's a bit cold... for the weather outside is frightful! Let's see if I can remember to take pictures. Oh hell, I'll just remind Erica to bring her camera and we'll take pictures with that=)
More later on girl's night...

He's Here!! (finally...)

My pops has arrived. After a long and miserable day of driving he showed up on my doorstep drenched in sweat from white knuckle driving in the fog and tired from a long day. For those of you who don't know the back story my dad stayed with us last year from August to about end of September. I think I got a little spoiled having my daddy/shopping buddy/morning person around all the time and have been missing him a lot since he took off for a job in Austin. Well, now he's back! I'm sure there will be a long list of people (the majority of my friends) who will be anxious to see him! Guess that means a...
PARTY!!
We're due... It's been since New Year's Eve... way too long by my standards. I'll keep you updated on that;)
Anyway, I'm so happy that he's back here. I never know exactly when he's coming or for how long he'll stay. All I know is how much I enjoy him while he's around

Our Holiday Party

And no, I'm not saying holiday to be politically correct... I'm saying holiday because I think I have one or two friends who celebrate more than Christmas and I thought we'd celebrate every body's holidays, not just the one I grew up with.

Whew, now that that's out of the way...


I think I should just start by saying that we have such fabulous parties! I can't take all the credit. If the people were shithead's that came to our parties they wouldn't be fun. If I tried to over plan the parties they wouldn't be as much fun. I just figure that I invite a lot of great people, tell them to invite their great people... and add a lot of alcohol=) As I've said before, isn't alcohol fun?


I don't think you have to be drinking to enjoy our parties though... but I wouldn't know... so ask someone who wasn't drinking if they had fun! I think the kids would say yes.


As a testament to what a great photographer Erica is... I don't think I have many pictures of this party because she wasn't taking them religiously like she often is. What was she thinking? Perhaps she was having too much fun to take pictures? Or she was too busy feeling queasy to hold a camera? I'm not sure which... but we can ask her later.


As the party started dying down in numbers it got stronger through liquor. Matt pulled out my unopened bottle of Patron from Vegas and challenged Rory, Ben, Genny, Krystal, Trent, and I to a shot. Well, you all now how difficult it is for me to take a shot of Patron=) hahaha. It was a party, and party we did.

Merry Christmas!
Happy Chanukah!
Happy Kwanzaa!
Happy Festivus (for the rest of us)!

Viva Las Vegas!

No ranting tonight... sorry kids. Since I know Salti will more than tell the story of Vegas... I'll save you all the details. What? You say you'd like to hear my version of the story?? Oh you are too kind. Well, okay. But it'll be short, sweet, and to the point.

WHAT HAPPENED IN VEGAS, STAYS IN VEGAS... AND IF SALTI DIVULGES TOO MUCH I SWEAR I'M GOING TO BEAT HER.

How about a picture montage? Everyone enjoys pictures, right?!

Here's Salti and I under the gorgeous evergreen arch in the Atrium at the Bellagio

Oh how embarrassing! I put a picture of my shower on here;) Just playing with ya... part of the chocolate fountain at the Bellagio

Because Erica is such a thoughtful birthday girl she attempted to give us all lap dances at the Carnival Court....The bar outside of Harrah's

Oh Miss Rose, you're so sassy! This was also at Carnival Court where Rose used her charms to snag many a beautiful man to surround us...
So, you'll notice that's a penny in my hand...Let's just say that I was going to throw it down someones trousers that were half way down their crack!!

Here's the other b-day girl, Noelle, looking tres sassy in this fab hat we found! I'm sure the vendor was like "buy it or stop trying it all on ladies!" We were having fun... and that's what girls do!

Odum's going to kill me for putting a pic on here where his eyes are closed, but this is just too cute of a picture not to share. Lisa, Odum, and Holly. Just for the record... Holly is a freaking party animal.

Here's me in my new Hollywood sunglasses (and yes, I wear them at night) and my $10 margarita! I can't believe I spent $10 on a drink either... oh well, the price we'll pay for a little social lubricant.

This is hands down my favorite pic of Rose and I from the trip! I think we were rubbing boobies... what's there to say? It was hot!

I grabbed this cute little policeman and "made" him pose with us. I'd like to see him try and wrestle any of us into handcuffs... no really, I think I might pay money for that. We seemed to be making friends with all of the security at the bar.

They couldn't get enough of the mojo, baby!

See... I don't think this security guard REALLY needed to frisk Holly... I think he WANTED to frisk her! hahaha! Such a bad girl!Tata in her new glasses. You look so fab woman! No wonder senior Joseph wanted a piece of the Salti pie;)

So we're all sitting there and we see these two crazy cats walk by so Erica grabs them for a pic, which they were happy to oblige. We come to know them as "Starsky and Hutch"... more in a few pics...

This is my favorite picture now of Odum and I! Doesn't he have the most incredible smile!? Major props for coming to the "straight" bar... turns out you can have fun anywhere you go as long as you take the party with you. Love you Odie!

I knew I was going to love Lisa from the first time we met at Rose's b-day party! And sure enough, I was right. I think we affectionately became known as the MILF's (a title I'm quite proud of!). Here we are looking particularly lovely... trying desperately to fend off the many callers... hahaha!

Okay, so their names aren't really Starsky and Hutch, Duh! The dark one (as Rose calls him) is Mike, and the light one is Greg... his younger brother. They were there celebrating grandma's 70th b-day (thus the 70's attire)... Talk about working the party. I wonder what Mike is looking at?

Oh... that's what he was looking at! There was this hot young blonde that was smitten with him. Not that we could blame her. I swear I didn't take this picture... but the whole group was having fun watching her molest him!

Here's the local B boy... I think I'd had a bit to drink because I was trying to dance like him. He was doing a much, much, much better job than I...

I tried to stay away... but apparently there was just too much fun to be had;) I love that these guys not only dressed up... but completely took on the persona of sleazy 70's porn stars! Seriously! Check out the look on their faces. Priceless!

I'm not sure how my legs always end up wrapped around people... but who better to be wrapped around than my new lover Holly! Ok, she's not really my lover... but she's sure a good snuggler/party animal!

I think it's safe to say that Rose and I are obsessed with our boobs. Then again, if I were you I'd be obsessed with my boobs too=) ???

I would like to say, for the record, that although I am on the end of this train, and my leg is once again wrapped around someone, I do not think I caused a gay man to molest a straight woman. Although that would be like some kind of superpower I think.

Any thoughts on a name?

By this point in the evening I had tried to find women for Mike and Greg numerous times! Tell me I'm lying! But we were just having too much fun to be split up. I think my leg is wrapped around someone again... I just can't keep them down, man! They have a mind of their own. But really, who would want to control their legs when they always manage to wrap themselves around beautiful people? Not I, said the fly... And yes, that's my new party sign.

This first night finally came to a close at 5 a.m. Oh you've gotta love Vegas! This pic is of me attempting to sleep whilst being harassed by my roommates! I think I somehow got all tangled up in my sheets?!Sun morning we went to brunch at the Bellagio where I actually tried to catch a few winks while leaning up against the wall in line! Didn't work so well. The big meal was good though and we tried every dessert they had to offer. We almost got in a fight with the asshole couple sitting at the table behind us but Lisa was awesome and stared them down;) Way to go MILF!

My mom and Jim were staying at the Luxor to run the marathon. After breakfast we headed over to see them... not without stopping to molest the Pharaoh though. Unfortunately Noelle and I could not get far enough up his skirt to figure out what his grin was all about! Oh well...

Here's my mom and Jim... I'm so proud! They rocked that marathon... blisters and all=)

Look who we bumped into at the Luxor! No joke, we were walking toward my parent's suite and these guys come walking in the opposite direction... do you recognize them? Okay, I'll give you a hint... 70's porn stars... that's right! Mike and Greg! Had to stop and introduce them to mom and dad and let them chat about how much better Steamboat is than SLC. Whatever! It was an awesome coincidence! By the way... Happy Belated Birthday Greg!!

I thought this was a fun pic... And Erica would kill me if I didn't throw it in at this juncture. Sorry, one of those "you had to be there moments"... I promise I won't have any more!

Somehow Mom and Jim lucked out and were upgraded to one of the suites on the top floor... Aren't we a sassy bunch!

I told you she was a good snuggler!

The girls all gussied up to see "O" at the Bellagio. By far the most amazing show! Not that I've seen a lot, but it was dark, sensual, wet... did I mention we had front row seats? Wow!

Our homage to Ocean's 11...

No trip to Vegas is complete without a little room service in bed! The Westin's french fries were divine...

As was the chicken noodle soup! We tried to have the bartender, Joe, deliver it to our room (for Erica's sake) but were told that he didn't "do deliveries"...oh well... some other time;)

There goes Vegas... a little blurry, 500 mph, but fabulous, bright, and colorful nonetheless. Thanks to Erica, Noelle, Rose, Odum, Lisa, and Holly for making it such a wonderful trip! And to our new friends Mike, Greg, Mark, Andy, and Dave for adding to our experience! We'll take each of you home with us in one way or another:)

Til next time...

THE END

Halloween... Benevieve Style!

Yes my loves... yours truly, Mistress Auri, has taken on a new persona...

Okay... so we've partied "Dance" style(Deb and Lance), and "Tauri" style (Trent and Auri), we've even partied "Kryvin" style (Krystal and Devin)... but Saturday night we got the opportunity to party Benevieve style at Ben and Genni's house. They have a yearly adults only Halloween party the week before Halloween and this was my first year. So, thanks to ours truly, Mike, I have developed a small (okay medium size) infatuation with spatulas. I know... don't judge=) So, I decided to go as Mistress Spatula... or the watered down version 'spatula girl'... and I had so much fun! But wait... no story would be complete without starting at the beginning... a very good place to start. I'm wandering through Blue Boutique (the local naughty store) perusing the usual costumes... Naughty Snow White... Naughty Police Officer... Naughty Nurse=) and nothing is really catching my interest... so I meander over to the real stuff and find the corsets- and I'm in heaven. I get it. As my muse in the dressing room tells me "it's more than a costume"- and I tend to agree with her...

Okay... so of course the evening starts off with Erica and I getting ready... please, I grew up (at least during the summers) in a house with two gay men, getting ready is half the fun of the evening! Then we drop the kidlettes off at Gabe and Liz's to be with dad for the evening. Went over to Lance and Deb's to pick them and Odum up (oh, and get ready again- I told you we enjoy it!) and then it was off to play!

So you know who I'm dressed up as by now... but wait... is that Amy Winehouse that I'm spotted with?! Why no... it's our dear Salti Peaks dressed as Ms. Winehouse... tats and all! Don't worry... the cigarette is only a prop=)
And Rachel... Genni's sassy sister that we just adore! Don't kiss her lips or Poison Ivy will strike! Darn! And I was so looking forward to a smooch!

Aren't our friends gorgeous! Can you believe that Genni?! Mother of two gorgeous boys and look at that bod! And as cool they come! We can see why our Ben loves her=) I think she and her sis should dress up as femme-bots next year! Freaking hot, man!

And we're just impressed Ben stayed up past 10 this year... apparently last year he was asleep by that point... so thanks Benny boy...for staying up to play with us. Oh... and thanks for keeping us all entertained with your fabulous dancing... who says white boys can't dance!! I'm not exactly sure what you're looking at in this pic... in fact, I'm not sure you're sure what you're looking at in this pic... isn't alcohol fun?!

Oh the girls... Damn that's a lot of pearly whites in one picture... how did I get so lucky to be surrounded by such beauty?? I think they may have even grabbed my ass at some point=) tee hee hee=)So we have this theory about you Odum... and it goes like this... get a few drinks in ya and you'll sing along with Katy Perry too! Our bisexual bunghole=) I'm not complaining! Look at those luscious lips! Other than the kiss I got from Trent at the end of the night... you're the only one I planted one on=)

Well... we tried to keep it under control... and I think aside from a few childish pranks played upon a certain someone who decided to pass out early... we did...

at least we tried=)