Showing posts with label Contest. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Contest. Show all posts

Monday, August 10, 2009

What have I been doing?


We took the kids camping last week up to the Uintahs. We planned to be gone for 4 days but ended up coming back after 2. Seems like it was a bit lofty of a goal to take 3 kids camping that long on their first trip. Maybe more so for us than them?

Ms. Salti and I hung out the other night and watched a little So You Think You Can Dance. Of course there were tears involved. She was kind enough to paint my toes...


The kids and I have been visiting the hubby at work on the weekends here and there and occasionally he'll take us for rides on the golf cart... here's Tristan's face behind my new blinged out, way too pink toes, while we're riding on the cart.

This little garden of mine takes a good bit of time every day... just depending on how much damage the kids, wind, or weeds have evoked upon on it. I love working in the garden. It seems criminal to call it work. My favorite thing lately has been tomato and cucumber salad... mmmm. In this pic I paired that with the yellow squash fritters (or latkes) I made. Very tasty, despite what Alex from Cooking for Assholes says.


My basement is getting closer to done every day. The painter says he's priming tomorrow (we'll see) so that means only another 5 months (okay, maybe a week) and the painting should be done. Then the floorboards and carpet get laid. I just said get laid. I'm so clever.

You're lucky, that's about as much of a sense of humor as I've had all week. Now you see why I've been MIA.

My dad finished moving out today. That's been pretty rough. I don't really feel this is the place to go into it. But suffice it to say... between that and having my period I'm just not my usual exciting self today.

Sorry folks.

Maybe later;)

GOOD NEWS ON THE SPATULA CONTEST!!
I have chosen a winner!! I will announce the winner in my next post and will be sending their special spatula within the week! Who could it be??
Stay tuned to find out!!

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

The Smack-alicious Spatch-tacular Mistress Spatula Giveaway!


Good day Naughties...

Yes, I've been a bad bloggy monkey lately. Outside playing in the garden. They take even more work than this damned dirty blog does. What the fuck was I thinking starting a garden and a blog all in the same year?

Anyway,
on to the contest...

One lucky winner will receive a personalized Pink Spatula from Mistress Auri Inc. for doing the following:

Write your very own naughty little story including said spatula...

Think it sounds easy? tsk tsk.

Okay then... Start writing... all you readers in the shadows... yes, I know who you are, I know you're there, and I know where you sleep (yes, that was creepy, I'm sorry). I want you all to write me your little stories. I like naughty stories but they don't have to be any particular brand of naughty... if you make my Passion iced tea sprout out of my nose because I start laughing so hard... I will consider you as well.

There you have it...

Submit all stories to:

auri.wann@gmail.com

I will gladly, proudly, fanatically, post the winner on my blog in a special post of their own when I have received all the stories and decided who to crown.

"Auri" you say... "this is so biased"... "you are an unfair judge and will surely pick Ms. Salti since she is your heterosexual life partner or Mr. Gorilla Bananas since you have told us all that his blog is one of your favorites"... Rubbish darlings! I give all players in this little game a fair chance. Plus, I made the game... I'm providing the booty... I make the rules. And as my favorite saying goes:

"Put on your big girl panties and deal with it"

Now... go and win yourself (or your sassy Asian wife) a spatula!!