Howdy Chowdy...
What's been going on lately? Yes, you... no answer? You mean you want me to ramble on aimlessly about what I'VE been doing?
Well ok... if you insist=)
So I've taken up photography (again) with film. "Mistress," you ask "what in the name of all that is holy... is film?" To which I reply that you are lovely dear but a complete ignoramus if you can't remember what that gold within the canister is. Are you so techno savvy that you don't remember where it is you came from? Shame! Well, anyway... yes, I've been taking lots and lots of pictures lately. If you're good monkeys I will develop (that's how you turn the canister into pictures) my little jewels and share them with you all. Because I'm sure you'll be very entertained=)I've been preparing my garden for planting. Living in the land of the Salty Lake means that I have to wait for a bit to get started on my planting... but never fear... the harvest was plentiful last year and I'm doubling my gardening area this year so I'm sure I'll have plenty for you all to come over and eat some night. I know you're sooo excited...
My endeavors as the sex therapist of Labor and Delivery have expanded. I've decided to host a 'Slumber Party' with a nursie friend of mine at the end of April. And no, not the "bras and panties and pillows" kind of slumber party; this is the adult toy party type of gig. I thought it would be a blast to do that with all of my work friends... why not? You can come as my guest if you'd like... because I'm a good Mistress like that.
My brief but torrid affair with FaceBook is slowly coming to a cruising altitude status. Perhaps I have some type of AADD? New, shiny things tend to distract me from my old faves. How the hell am I still married? (When window shopping is just so fun) What does this mean to you? Well, it means that perhaps I'll be back over here in the land of bloggy more. And won't that just be a lovely little cup o' tea for all of us? I miss my bloggy buddies like Gorilla Bananas, Red Whine, Condi's Hair, Cooking Asshole, and all the rest of ya's. Really! I do=) Are you touched yet? You should be!
I also feel a naughty short coming on. For those of you new to my world, a naughty short is what I call a hot and bothered type of short story. Just enough to leave you with goose bumps but definitely not worthy of my fave vamp novelist, J.R. Ward. Damn I love that woman. Anyone who can write like that, make me feel like this, and make a shitload of money doing it is alright by me. WHAT!? You haven't the foggiest who she is?! For shame!! Go, now and check her out. (You're not doing it... I'll remember that later.)
Perhaps after my little Toy Party I'll write a Toy Review? I promise this time I'll do a little homework before purchasing the toy. Unlike last time. Man, what a rookie mistake. Hey... I'm only human. I think I'll plan ahead on that one and take lots of pics to commemorate the party. Deal?
And on that note. I'm sitting here listening to "Since I've Been Loving You" (and I'm not telling you who sings it because you should know ) and looking at my empty bottle of Rogue's Hazelnut Brown Ale and I'm thinking that with all its ups and downs life is pretty damn good. My kids are feisty, independent, fiercely loyal, and loving... My dad is close by, talented, loving, and a wonderful grandpa, My husband drives me crazy, drives me wild, and drives me to drink but at least he drives me. So ya, things are pretty good. And as long as I have all of you who listen to me from time to time I think I might just be okay=)
Mwah!
Sleep tight...don't let the Mistress bite!
xoxo
